I have to stop watching Fight Club.

yes

everything is BBBOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG.

I am in excruciating pain right now.
My fucking toe
I think I broke it
Fuckinglqwkjbfiuqnfsdmncs;d IT FUCKING HURTS SWEET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I am seriously understating this pain by my amazing ability to type
AJNCIWDSVBCSKNDMKL;ASJDUIEWGF

SHIT

SHUT UP ROUTINE FRIDAY NIGHT DRUNK GUY WITH THE SINGING ALREADY JESUS GOD.

So for the first time I read Deviantart's "Weekly Community Development Update" (yea, I actually had to check that ridiculously long title twice because I forgot it). I am not kidding, it seriously reads like a school newsletter.
A rather disturbing form of fan art has arisen which is strongly pedophilic; centering around pairing adult and child ( Read more... )

Nessa: I'm going to fake horrible nightmares so I can get prescribed sleeping pills.
Billy: Haha. Way to go, druggie.
Nessa: Do you speak in that tone to Ann?
Billy: I do. All the time. I beat her when I'm drunk. And yell at the kids. It's really horrible.
Nessa: Like I believe that. Ann would kick your fucking ass.

Man. I cannot think of one interesting thing to write. Oh no! Livejournal block!
Haha. Freaks.

Dx asked me what's been happening in my life. I opened with I go to school... (or at least, as far as he's concerned, I start next month) and got stuck. Man, nothing is going on in my life, man, and it is pretty fucking sad. Maybe I can start a daily ( Read more... )

I usually never buy those combination incense sticks, like the ever popular Dragon's Blood (they even have Dragon's Blood soap, what a fucking riot XD), but I bought one called Fairy Dreams (I even more avoid anything with stereotypical fantastical pagan names) and it is the best incense I have ever bought! It's Jasmine and honey, and now my room ( Read more... )

Today I was so proud of myself for going four days without spending my last fifty ( Read more... )

But I love how Monkey has respect for me? But returns how much I pay him out. I hate people who don't do that. I'm mean to people, but not to be mean, but because I love them. And because I don't mean it. I hate people who take it and leave it alone. Monkey is great.
No, it's not masochistic, it's rad. I love it ( Read more... )