Okay, it's only one and a half grand to fly to NZ around New Year's ( Read more... )

OH FUCK I MISSED JOHNNY DEPP ON ROVE BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO MY CLOSEST FRIEND WHO I CARE ABOUT MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF CRYING AND HAVING A COMPLETE PSYCHOLOGICAL BREAKDOWN

FUCK

Haha, I AM PRETTY INTOXICATED and it's not that different from being straight, except that I'm straight-up.

You are such a loser, girl.

Kay, I promise I won't make anymore pointless entries tonight. I'll only edit this post. Promise. Sorry, today is Post 189637254079348923 LJ Entries Day.

....

Sherry it is.

FUCK. I HATE ANTIQUE BOTTLE OPENERS.

Wine bottles need panels on the bottom so I can stand on them and yank the cork out.

I think I'll get drunk again tonight. Is Nessa one classy bitch? Clearly, no.

Man, I hate that feelin'. You know the one where you feel like everybody knows something that you don't?

"What are you doing down here?"
"We're playing house."
"That boy is all tied up."
".... Roman Polanski's house."

Best. Fucking. Joke. Ever.
Thrilling - one of the only funny things on the Family Guy ever.

I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Rang Hannah and paid her the fuck out. She deserved it, the self righteous bitch. Her favourite thing to do is whine about people getting pissed at her for not doing stuff for them or seeing them ever. Oh, favors? You mean stuff you say you'll do and then decide not to? You mean when you set something up and then ditch someone? Don't give me ( Read more... )