i scheduled a pelvic exam at 11 and a job interview at 1 for today. what. was. i. thinking.

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so i checked my email last tuesday and had a message saying my financial aid got dropped and i had to come up with $4,000 by noon or i was dropped from my classes. the best part, i'm in SAS100 so if i miss a class or drop it for any reason i'm suspended from uncg. lucky for me lorraine just got married ( Read more... )

we got a parrot! her name is zulu and she is green and amazing. she is four months old so she can't talk yet but i definitely already have her vocabulary decided.

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when i was younger, like probably 7 or 8 or so, i always wanted a jeep. and i was so afraid that by the time i turned 16 a jeep would be completely outdated and people would be flying/driving little jetson car/planes ( Read more... )

this has seriously been one of the best summers of my life! there is no documentation (photographs etc) other than my memories and it doesn't bother me.

life is so fucking funny sometimes.

i was watching everybody loves raymond and i had an epiphany. why the fuck would anyone want to get married? marriage seems like a good idea, you find someone you are so into and you want to spend every minute with them, but seriously. that fades so fast. it's not just hanging out and having fun, it's like fighting over your in law's anniversary ( Read more... )

this is the brightest my room has ever been or will be.


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