i believe i am dying of a rare disease of the skin and/or respiratory system and head.
im never seriously ill, yet never quite functioning completely right either. they cant fool me. i realize the severity through their attempts to disguise.

I keep having this dream -- I get a letter from UAC that reads "You have been rejected from every University in Australia, especially Hogwarts ( Read more... )

MY CAT WAS STUCK IN A GODDAMN WALL ( Read more... )

So here I am!

Most of my entries will be friends only, so comment with false flattery or something adequate like that and I'll glady add your little livejournal name to my friends list.

i always read the word "plaque" as "PLAGUE."
"whoa, this toothpaste helps prevent the plague. weird."