ohmygah. I never use this damn thing! Cause....I never have anything to say lol. Ha.

Umm yeah okaybye.

P.S. AMY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Woow I can't believe I haven't posted in this thing in a year and one day. Well, not like I have much to share lol.


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It's amazing how much things can change in a matter of 6 months.

HOLY CRAP FUCK, I thought I'd never sign back in here.  Turns out, I'm just dumb and don't even know my own user name.

Wow, it's been foreverrrrr.

wow i need to use this thing more often.

OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I THINK I HURT MYSELF.

My brother is SO FUCKING DRUNK that he went into the kitchen to get something to eat and when he said something about potatoes and my mom goes, "Jeff finished them," and he goes, "Jeff's fat."
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Look, it's me.


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My jackass brother fell off the bunk, top bunk mind you, at his precinct while sleeping and cracked his foot.
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I cannot believe my sister flat out LIED straight to my face tonight, more than once. You know, she must think I'm the dumbest person alive, but I'm one step ahead of all of them.

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