Hot Dog: A Frank Story

O where, oh where has my little dog gone?
O where, oh where can he be?
Now sausage is good, bologna, of course.
O where, oh where can he be?
They make them of dog, they make them of horse,
I think they made them of he.

Ever the target of cruel innuendo and nauseous folk legend, it is a phallic delicacy enjoyed around the world with ( Read more... )

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How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others: Ferociously proud and somewhat vain, you like to be impressive and to be seen as Somebody Special. You are not timid, meek, or self-effacing, and are rarely content being in the background or in the subordinate position. You are a natural leader, and do not take orders from others very well. You ( Read more... )

Despair and Tragedy

The counts of days are but so many but the pain still lingers and only worsens, I’m so gracious enough to accept the burden that pierces through my heart,

escaping emotions that begin to choke my very breath to tell you just how much it hurts to see you cry from a million miles away

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Nuclear Holacaust, is the threat of nuclear holocaust pure science fiction? Possibly, but not necessarily ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Who Are You In Avenged Sevenfold?"

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My recent weekend was a little stressing and almost pure exhaustion. I don’t ever want a weekend as I did. My brother of 21 years of age is in a continuous processing of digging the biggest hole to hell I have ever seen in MY lifetime. He has himself in debt by thousands, he has to pay for probation for 5years $50.00 a month, he has no medical ( Read more... )