If a creepy guy is hitting on me, I think of the most embarassing/stupid/dorky thing I can possibly do, then do it. i do that all the time, usually if they stare ill just start picking my nose and they get grossed out haha.. its very amusing.
One time I was at this camp in the dining room and a counselor was hitting on me. He must have been at least 20. So I'm getting ice cream, and he's hitting on me, so I "accidentally" drop some ice cream on the floor. Woops, clumsy me. Then I picked it up with my bare hands and asked what I should do with it, with a completely straight face. He was like...um...put it in there...o.O It was great. I waited until I got back to my table, then I died laughing.
No, I'M going to take over the world. I've been planning to for as long as I can remember. Of course, we could take over the world together. I'm willing to share.
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i do that all the time, usually if they stare ill just start picking my nose and they get grossed out haha.. its very amusing.
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It was great. I waited until I got back to my table, then I died laughing.
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i think ninja fights will have to be held.
your insolence has been noted.
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Perhaps they should be held.
Bring it on.
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Your determintation is impressive. Perhaps...TOO impressive.
Ninja fights it is then. I'll leave it up to you to choose the time...of YOUR DOOM.
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I'm afraid your spelling isn't very impressive.
I know you're jealous of my determination. Admit it.
I believe the weaker one should choose. So you go ahead.
It's your funeral.
[insert maniacal laughter here]
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