you know what's a great name? Zinedine Zidane. that's what the news should focus on, i think. not the violence, the awesome name. it's a good strategy in general. one problem: people like scott peterson are fucked from the get go ( Read more... )

RIP syd barrett...let's all take a minute of maniacal laughter in his honor...

"The Life Of Brian" is a beautiful movie.

this doesn't have much of anything to do with anything, but if anybody is interested in being really creeped out, read the short story "the willows" by algernon blackwood. that shit fucks with your head. i think project gutenberg has it. borders ought to.

i'm home

super happy fun fun rainbows!

home is where the feet are, i used to say

but now i'm at real home, not seymour hall...that place made me want to be an alcoholic...

now i can become what i really want to be: chocoholic.

lj-cut not work.  make pictures disappear.  maybe i'm caveman, but i don't understand.

Pictures of Nwarlins....this here is the 9th ward from up on high:

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THE MULLET IS GONE!!!!!

SEVEN MONTHS OF REPRESSION HAVE BEEN PURGED WITH JUST A FEW SNIPS OF PRUNING SHEARS!
HURRAH!

--sammus

Commercial #1 ( Read more... )

What if the girl in the Graduate had a ridiculous name, like Gunhilde or Huggus or Poopsex Magee. and the guy's name could be Horkenbjorg Hammarskjand. Then, at the end, he would break up the wedding by yelling "PPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPSSSSEEEEEXXXXXX" and she would yell "HORKENBJOOOOOOOOORG" and they would fight off her angry father, Meatbeef Magee, and ( Read more... )

Best Buy is a forest of sorrow for me to get lost in.

And this.

Sammus