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Ever wondered which famous celebrity you most resemble? Yes, of course you have! So now help is on hand HERE (you'll need one full face picture).

After a shaky start of apparently closest resembling Bjork, I reset the gender button and now apparently I am 1) Ralph Fiennes, 2) Sean Connery, 3) Michael J Fox.

I think I can live with that!
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Prawn, stop reading fecking LiveJournal and go and do something constructive.

Like, learn how to rollerblade.
Or start improving your German.
Or restore another Dinky lorry and sell it.
Or finish listing your ebay stuff.
(Or look for a real job).

In that order. Now. GO!!
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”Hey kids, do y’wanna go to Badger Land this weekend?”
“Nah, we’re bored with Badger Land. If only there was some other vicious-hedgerow-animal-themed-Theme-Park we could go to.”

Stoat World! Come to Stoat World. It a day out full of stoats and weasels.
(sung to the theme tune of "Flintstones, meet the Flintstones etc)Sick of badgers? Then come ( Read more... )

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In Loving Memory

Ann Upton 1908-2004

Grandmother and penultimate remaining member of my family who passed away peacefully at 18:40, yesterday 28 April, aged 96.

R.I.P.

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Zoinks!

Scooby Doo rocked like I knew it would - you can't go wrong with ghosts, monsters, an animated Great Dane and Sarah Michelle-Gellar in pink go-go boots, even Velma was dressed in a red PVC catsuit. Unfortunately, the movie was surprisingly a little heavy on the be-yourself / dont-wish-for-things-you-can't-have moralistic values for my ( Read more... )

...and another almost-but-not-quite-half-price-night at Odeon cinemas is upon us ( Read more... )

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Can anyone out there recommend from personal experience, a decent, reliable web-based email service provider with a good sized inbox? Preferably with a cool domain name. Oh yes... and FREE ( Read more... )

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Jeeez, I s'pose I might as well...

Ask me 3 questions, no more no less, about anything you want and I will answer it honestly (unless you are from the Tax Office or the Sussex Police). Then go to your own journal and copy & paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything..

My god, I hope I find a job soon... :(
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George Bush on 9/11 memo:

I can categorically state that I was not and never have been aware of any intelligence in the White House.

From Radio 4 Today program on today's civil servant strike:

The Ministry of Statistics is among the departments affected by the strike. Unfortunately, we are unable to give you an idea of the numbers involved.
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Sitting and holding your 96 year old grandma's hand and watching her slowly dying in front of you certainly focuses your thoughts about how ultimately pointless all of our lives are; what a short time we really have to try and make a difference and how we should not waste any of our energies on pointless activities or even more pointless people ( Read more... )