Assemble Your Crew. I'll Be Outside.

[__protege_moi]

And the outside is where I've been lurkin' these days.  I've got this fat hog that gets me from point A to locale Q.  It's suped up with some killa shocks that can bounce off a baby, or some other annoyance in the road, like a trampoline can make double-backflip mishaps on viral video.  But them squeelin' tires once got me into a fender-bender with

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[jonny_darko]

What do you do for fun these days?

I would call you, but the call would just be me saying "what do you do for fun these days?"

[__protege_moi]

Rock and roll. Work. Drinking. Unmentionable things. You know, the usuals.

[soymilksavvy]

i had it checked: tears, so not vegan.