Very small, squatty man listening to "Play With Fire" really loudly on his headphones. 
Starts doing his Mick impression that he's no doubt practiced.
Cashier looks on.

Man: "I am tired of people thinking I'm on drugs or drunk. I am just a rock and roll fanatic".
Continues to swivel..

Highlight of the week.

If I could ask god any one thing, I think I would ask him if there really is a Loch Ness monster.

because everyone else may ask what the meaning of life is etc...but I would be the only person in the world who knows for sure if there really is a beast in that water.

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I fear I am far too simple for this complicated world.

( Read more... )

Today a guy came into work with an English accent.
I thought he was cute, so I gave him a free drink.

The end.

The other day while sliding keys down backs of counters, a Morrissey twin comes up and I fall dead in love. Really now. He was exact. And smart! And he laughed. I want to see him again. Nevermind that he was probably thirty years my senior...that does not matter! But it worries me because this one man, such a tease. And she is only young. Bastard, ( Read more... )

Sometimes I skip math class and stay at home to straighten my hair and look at old Priscilla Presley pictures.

But whatever. She was[is] really hot.

-getting hopes up-