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[__unsunghero]

(Test test.)

Did I just see myself chasing after Kratos and some of the annoyances from Lloyd's group?

....and I distinctly heard, "Wanna bang?"

..........Something is very, VERY wrong. I MUST get to the bottom of this.

Comments

[lone_seraphim]

I see you, too, have been brought to Meltokio.

Forcystus, be on your guard. There are doppelgängers of many of the people here, and they all seem to be irksome or obsessed with sexual intercourse. They may appear the same as someone else you know, such as Magnius, but it is relatively easy to tell the difference. I know I personally do not remember the real Magnius being so enamoured with puppies and rainbows.

[__unsunghero]

.......Puppies? And... rainbows?

I don't suppose there's anywhere to get away from them?

[lone_seraphim]

We've been trying to figure that out for quite some time now. If you have any ideas, talk to Professor Raine. She is the woman with the pale grey hair and an orange overcoat who is not interested in sexual intercourse.

[__unsunghero]

Perhaps the Iselia ranch? Or have they taken over the ranches in Sylvarant? Or did you lot blow IT up too?

[cruxis_lord]

You mean that wasn't you who tried to molest me earlier?

In that case, come to Derris-Kharlan at once.

[__unsunghero]

Uh, no sir...?

...Right away, Lord Yggdrasill.

This IS the real Lord Yggdrasill, is it not?

[cruxis_lord]

Good.

And yes it is, I must assume I have a clone running amok somewhere, but I am Yggdrasil.

[__unsunghero]

I pray to everything Holy that I don't run into it.

[azure_anguish]

Ah. Forcystus. Finally, the real one.

At least you won't molest me.

... You don't want to know what you - the other you - put us through.

[__unsunghero]

No, I don't believe I do. Hello, Yuan.

[pimpinchosen]

Hey, there, hunny! Wanna come by my place for a nice drink and shag? <33

[__unsunghero]

.....................................................CYCLONE! DOWN BURST! AIR BLADE! *offended*

[forcy_chan]

....

I knew I was hot, but...

DAMN. <3333

*molests*

[__unsunghero]

GET OFF YOU INFERIOR BEING!

CYCLONE! DOWN BURST! ARM CANNON!

BE GONE WITH YOU, SPAWN OF SATAN!

.........Though I must admit, the sentiments are one in the same.

((OOC: Hello~! =^^=))

[forcy_chan]

<33333 ;_;

((OOC: Hi! XD;))