*bored and horny*

*sneaks into the kitchen*

*spikes a few random drinks with aphrodisiacs*

*sneaks out and hides nearby*

*waits*

A darkness has crept over the world. Yes, the light has gone. The unsexy evils of monogamy and--dare I say it?--lack of sex run rampent. It is a dark, dark time. As dark as a dead torch on a moonless, cloudy night ( Read more... )

MY COUNTERPART IS HALF GAY!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh raaaa~aaanch! I have a proposition to make~! ♥

It's been a while since I indulged my creative side with pen and paper, hasn't it, my hunnies? So I wrote another masterpiece for you all to enjoy~!

This story not only will amaze you with my talent, but it should show you the way to defeat one of your worst enemies, too!

Enjoy!

( *sends this to Altamira too, for his double to read* )

Huh. I haven't seen my glorious half-elven hunny recently. Wonder where she went? I'm feelin' in the mood~! <333 *goes off to look for her*

*looks left*

*looks right*

*sneaks into the kitchen and sees an abandoned drink*

*looks left*

*looks right*

*slips a potent aphrodisiac into it*

*tiptoes away and waits for the action to start*

My head feels really funny. Like...ya know, I don't know what it feels like. And my stomach kinda hurts, too.

...I HAD BETTER NOT BE GETTING PREGNANT AGAIN! *FLAAAAAAAIL*

I've finally finished my masterpiece! It took me a lot of hard work and research, but I managed to pull through in the end! Don't forget to read and review, but I don't want any flames, okay, hunnies? Those are just mean. This is my first story, so be nice, and give me lots of praise or I won't update! I want at least ten reviews.

( A horror story! :O )

M'back hurts like hell. Stupid kid. And something hurts right here. *cups his hands out in front of him--then stares*

DO I HAVE INVISIBLE BOOBS?!

*passes his hands through where they should be and winces* Nothin' there, but they hurt, dammit ( Read more... )