Aint shit for free

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Why do pets hate hoovers?I've just had a flat inspection. It took me, like, 20 minutes to hide the guinea-pig. Poor little thing...its looking a bit traumatised now. It's been a bad few days for V. The other night I came home completely caned and attempted to clean out his cage. I got straw and shit everywhere (my flatmates were less than

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[llamarines]

"just feels a bit awkward after the drunken kiss"

Leanne what HAVE you been up to

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Before the RSPCA gets involved i would like to state that i have not, I repeat not snogged my guinea pig. I love animals but, not like that.

[__whitetrash__]

Yuck. I'm not kissing no guinea pig. They eat their own shite...and i'm not a big fan of facial hair.

[cr4k]

Could you make a filter for posts about your pet? I think reading about other people's pets is gay.

I really love skanky industrial architecture.

I agree

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haha. you'll hate my next post. I'm only mentioning the pig in passing because he's still shiny and new...he will not be a regular feature in my blog.

[bexinfrance]

Yay for unauthorised pets in rented accommodation!