Nina Simone is just so awesome.

Yeah.
Leanne: *talking about the new Transformers film* "Megan Fox and great special effects. What more can you ask for?!"
XY: "I think Megan Fox would be far better in some really nasty porn. Like really nasty porn. The kind of stuff where she looks scared... ...you know, the kind of thing that definitely isn't ( Read more... )

The other day I got to describe someone as a "lazy, self-obsessed scoundrel".
This made me very happy.

An awesome track

The other day someone asked me to help them die.

and on an entirely unrelated issue...
So its been a very weird few days. My sister's baby, Poppy, has been unwell for the last 9 months and it turns out all the infections she's been getting are the result of her kidneys being utterly fucked; one's tiny and the others not doing ( Read more... )

Alright...sorry i've been taking quite a lot of breaks from lj lately...I think i've been getting the me/exercise/work/sleep/eating shit balance all wrong...

this is a gift
So today I got wolf whistled by a fat man shoveling take-away into his mouth... ...i'm clearly getting more attractive as I get older ( Read more... )

Having a noisy orgasm and then realising that your flatmates are still in = a slightly red-faced Leanne

Yay! XY is back and it's like he's never been away!
XY: "When i'm playing GTA I only kill women"

Regular exposure to pesticides has...So last night I was almost asleep when I decided I really needed some water. In my half comatose state I attempted to sit up rather suddenly...unfortunately it then bacame painfully apparent that I was not lying ( Read more... )

Leanne's euphemisms no.73: "Getting the interior decorators in" = sex without a condom.

All of this
My god. I'm writing a totally epic lj post at the moment...i've already been working on it for, like, 5 days...it's starting to make me hate myself for some reason....

I swear...
Scene setting: Leanne has finished work for the night and she's ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt of plagues.

The most sincere form of flatteryYesterday, I think things started to go downhill when I reread Antigone. I love that play but I find it pretty emotionally gruelling. It's so easy to become totally involved in the protagonist's struggles...until you feel totally emotionally exhausted and betrayed yourself ( Read more... )

I need a really cold shower...
...
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...or a really good bang...but that's a few hours away... ...
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...maybe i'll go clean the kitchen...

Bye bye ethnic minority John. We'll miss you hon. *blows kisses*
We better see you at Christmas or i'll carve a path in blood all the way over there and drag you back.

"I'm hoping it's a brain tumour - that would explain a lot"
I've been listening to David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails (the greatest band ever - I've decided) constantly for the last ( Read more... )