I can't fucking believe that I'm such a fucking domestic idiot citizen, and all because the court settlement still isn't definitive. I want to punch some judges and lawyers, but in the best of my interest, it seems not very feasible to do any punching as of late. *growls ( Read more... )

Pretty hikaaaaa~aaari mine!!!

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I forgot what I was going to say...

Oh yeah- I need some help preparing for my court case. I only have a few days left and I need to make a good fucking impression to that old coot judge, otherwise I won't be assigned custody. Can you hee~elp me ( Read more... )

Pretty hikari mine!

What should I wear for my court date thingy? I must impress the judge with my dazzling looks and behavior. And do remind me not to say 'fuck' every five seconds, otherwise he'll be mad at me T__T ( Read more... )

♥ Pretty hikari mi~iiine, I'm booo~ooored, and you don't want your pretty golden yami to be booo~ooored ( Read more... )

Gone on a lunch date with Anzu, be back later whut.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA !!!!

I almost forgot to tell that our resident bikerboy Amelda has shoved his tongue down has kissed our pretty enchantress Mana!!! though I wonder what she sees in him. Maybe one of her own spells went wrong?Such a happy couple, and on the brink of being torn apart! He he he ( Read more... )

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Pretty hika~aari mine...

why are you so fucking emo, you wanker so silent? Pretty Ishizu-sister suggested I should talk to you, so let's talk!

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PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!Pretty Ishizu-siiiiiister, can we go to Pharaoh's party and break some shit? Like, really break? PLEASE??? If you say no, I'm going anyway. *p ( Read more... )

Aw, fuck! I missed the Pharaoh's birthday!

HEY OLD GEEZER!! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OVER 3000? Your husband must be either pretty desperate to fall in love with his mirror image or he just pitied you because... well, after 3000 years I do hope for him not everything about you is fossilized. AHAHAAAAHHAHAHA ( Read more... )

Crap, forgot to update this thing. I don't miss my pretty fairy princess. I'm not feeling alone *sob*

All right, here goes:

EVERYBODY FUCKING SUCKS BUT ME

My son turned six months old. He's doing so well, he almost makes me feel proud. EW! FUCKING DOMESTIC!!

Pretty hikaaaaaaaa~aaari mine! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SILENT!