I'm going to take 5ev3n out dancing tonight to celebrate the new year.

Then...we will come home and celebrate some more...

...as long as I can keep Mitzi out of our way for awhile.

*fiendish grin*

I was infiltrating some conventions recently, attempting to gain a grasp as to what sorts of things are "going down" in various cultures of the world. However, I dared not go in a suit and tie, for such things would only make me stick out, sending people into a panic. That was not my plan, oh no. My plan, you see, was to view, to study...from a ( Read more... )

I am now addicted to Chicken Tenders, Frosties, and Slurpees.

The joys of pretending to be human, I swear.

Lately, I've been rather busy concocting up wonderful designs for random household objects. I have devised a way to combine a toilet with a trash compactor. Quite interesting.

I miss my love...I hope she doesn't hate me.

There seems to be a change in the wind around here. I need to remember that I do have a purpose, and I must ensure that my purpose is met. My jobs must be done, and I must not forget that - though love is great - it is not my sole purpose. I also have to do what must be done ( Read more... )

I thoroughly apologize for my abscence. I've had...technical difficulties...to deal with. But I'm back, and bigger, stronger, and more multiplied than ever! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I hope 5ev3n wasn't too upset by my abscence.

I enjoy:

long solitary walks around the construct
painting my nails clear
juggling walnuts
playing miniature golf
shining my shoes
snuggling 5ev3n
hacking the system
cloning
cackling like a madman
smirking
furrowing my brow
saying "deir-ty"

Now I can add a new hobby to that list:


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I am glad I don't have a beard. An agent with a beard would look too much like a mountain man in a suit.

I tried hacking into The System today, but I hadn't gone much farther than the Mainframe when I realized something odd...

There is a most striking link between Matrix programmers and "furries" porn. You weasel into a programmer's system, and there's bound to be a furry lurking about.

Me...I prefer the real thing. *winks to my sweetie*

Today I met a blind guy named Martin who looked a lot like me.

I put a chip in his brain so he would know how lovely he is.

He takes pictures of everything and labels them in Braille.

I said he was paranoid, but he said, "well...no disrespect, sir, but I'm not the only one hiding behind shades."

I took them off when I got home, and now my 5ev3n can ( Read more... )

ERROR IN ENCRYPTION...

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER DISK.

C:\run

INOPERABLE COMMAND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ANOTHER?

C:\help

INOPERABLE COMMAND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ANOTHER?

C:\fuck you

THE SYSTEM REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR DISK IS FLOPPY.

ABORT? RETRY? FAIL?