Comments | _agentsmith: BWAHAHA

_agentsmith

BWAHAHA

May 08, 2004 17:58

I finally decided upon an abode, which is what has taken me so long to return to this...disgusting...bit of internet filth.

Maybe someone will throw me a housewarming party, who knows?

I selected a discreet island location, totally created by me.

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w0man_1n_r3d May 8 2004, 18:12:52 UTC

Your house is quite interesting and what a location!!

No smelly humans knocking on your door there to sell their girl scout cookies, I wager...

brings you a 14th century Florentinian sword as a housewarming present

_agentsmith May 8 2004, 18:28:33 UTC

Yes, it's out of the way...just perfect. And my, what a lovely gift. *takes it and delicately goes about finding where to put it*

*Blinkblinks* ...Oh no... does this mean... agent_andraia May 8 2004, 19:51:07 UTC

...You two will be taking up residence together?

*Facepalms* ...does this mean I am about to acquire what is known as a sub-progenitor, or in humanistic terms, a "stepparent"?

*Looks utterly horrified*

Re: *Blinkblinks* ...Oh no... does this mean... w0man_1n_r3d May 9 2004, 01:16:54 UTC

Do not worry, Andraia dear, I will not be living with Smith. I have my own apartment in the city and I am quite happy to stay there.

Besides.. there is nothing of those sorts of interractions going on between Smith and I...

I want Jones

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__trinity__ May 9 2004, 14:15:53 UTC

*looks at the bed*

My that looks nice now.

*smirks*

_agentsmith May 9 2004, 17:00:05 UTC

*cocks head, raises an eyebrow, and smirks*

It is...beyond doubt...QUITE comfortable.

__trinity__ May 10 2004, 18:01:32 UTC

I'm sure it is.

*grins*

numb3r_5ev3n May 16 2004, 04:56:06 UTC

*In a perfect imitation of Smith's voice*

Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of my yard sprinklers. That is the sound of my lawn.

*grins* Sorry about that, Agent Smith, I just couldn't resist. Here you go...a belated housewarming present. I would have given it to you earlier, but I just got here. I thought you might be partial to Dali.

*hands him a painting, The Scream by Salvador Dali.*

_agentsmith May 21 2004, 21:01:02 UTC

*shrieks in fiendish delight*

It's astounding! I simply adore it! Now, where to put it...

*kicks some boxes out of the way and barely misses being smacked on the head by a tumbling tower of them*

numb3r_5ev3n May 22 2004, 08:47:13 UTC

*Smiles and helps him find a place to hang the painting, glad he likes it so much!*