Golfing Lemurs

[_agentsmith]

I went out miniature golfing today. Well, I *tried* to, anyway. A little pimply-faced brat of about 17 said it was a family-type establishment and he said I most *certainly* am not a family-friendly, safe sort of fellow

Comments

[w0man_1n_r3d]

I say!!!

Good show, Smith!!

...can't help it.. still don't like most humans...

[_agentsmith]

I think they look better as lemurs.

[w0man_1n_r3d]

Me too. And they smell less.

*grins*

[tanathir]

Could I persuade you to lemur-ise a few of my coworkers? It would certainly make my workday smoother.

[_agentsmith]

Sure. Fax me their descriptions, addresses, and so forth, and I will lemur-ize the minions. Bwahahaha!

[tanathir]

Basically, it's the supervisor woes. I want my "superiors" gone, or at the least "lemurized." Thanks in advance.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

I like them better now. < G > No longer will they have to toil as lowly security guards! Now they will be fed peanuts and hosed down weekly at the local zoo!

[_agentsmith]

*chuckles insanely*

Ah, your humor astounds me. Cheers!

[numb3r_5ev3n]

*blushes* *grins*

Thanks! You're pretty witty yourself. :)

[numb3r_5ev3n]

P.S....that picture of you by the windmill is simply darling!

[_agentsmith]

Why...thank you. *smirks*

[lady_perseph0ne]

See now they are cute...and fluffy and adorable. When were they ever called that as security guards. You have improved their lives, well done.

[_agentsmith]

I believe so too, m'dear. Besides, when their lemur-fied, ex-security guard lives are done, they will make lovely throwrugs.

[lady_perseph0ne]

hmmm. not so sure about that......never was into fur myself.
But im sure they'll be useful for something at least, apart from being cute lemurs.