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[_agentsmith]

*goes off in search of w0man_1n_r3d*

How will she know it's me and not one of my many clones? Ah, drats! I must come up with some way for her to recognize me among my minions. Hmm...

*lost in deep thought*

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[trinity_chan]

Stand there naked?

[tanathir]

Oh, my. Did you relaly have to put that mental image in my head? Not that I mind, but now I'll be distracted at work with the memory of wet dreams tonight.

[trinity_chan]

Oops! XD

[tanathir]

Because Nekkid Smith = Happy Mun.

[w0man_1n_r3d]

*hollering over the mumbling Smiths* Right... got 50 espressos... and one latte... whose latte is this?

*a Smith raises his hand*

...Smith-with-the-dog? *points at latte-Smith*

[_agentsmith]

*sips the latte*

Divine! Stellar! A most perfectly exquisite latte, m'love.

*bows gracefully before you and tries not to be too obvious at checking you out*

[w0man_1n_r3d]

*smirks at the m'love comment*

Glad you're enjoying it. I made it myself - instead of allowing them *points at human teenage spot-faced worker picking nose* to do it...

*whispers* remember how you lemur-ized those security guards?? You couldn't do something similar to this lot, could you????? I'd be ever so grateful.....

[_agentsmith]

I could...but I think they look more like armadillos.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

As for how how to stand out and be noticed from the other Smiths, I have on word:

Kilt. (Hey, they're seeeexy!)

[_agentsmith]

Hmm...I may have to try one on and model it for you, just for the hell of it.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

*blushes*

Oh my. That would be nice.

[tanathir]

Kilt? Hell yes. Did I mention I have a thing for plaid?