Nothing like showing up to work in jeans, mules, and a guy shirt, coming back from lunch and discovering that you forgot to sync up your PDA before you left the office for two weeks and you have a meeting with six more souls of various rank and importance this afternoon. Yee. Haa.

I WANT MY BEAR, DAMMIT!

So a blind guy walks into a lesbian joint, sits at the bar and orders a beer ( Read more... )

Brunette is the way to go, no?

Margi Gras bound.

Yep. We have liftoff in 18, 17, 16.....

It ***REALLY*** PISSES ME OFF WHEN I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF SOMEONE BECAUSE THEIR CELL PHONE IS OFF, THEIR HOME PHONE IS BUSY BECAUSE THEY ARE ONLINE, THEY DON'T ANSWER E-MAIL OR IM MESSAGES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT INFRONT OF THE PC OR MAYBE BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN ASS FOR A HAT ( Read more... )

Every now and then someone from your not so distant past briefly pops back into your life. It's a normal occurence - happens to everyone. I always can't help but wonder what was the original purpose for having them in your life. Was it a lesson you were supposed to learn? Was it supposed to have changed how you felt about yourself/life at the ( Read more... )

It really chaps my ass when I take the time to complete a long-ass online form and as soon as I hit "submit", the gremlins get it or some other magical shit happens where the page cannot be displayed/refreshed/resubmitted without me retyping the whole fucking thing from scratch. Fuck.

I thought about it and decided that there is, after all, one new year resolution that I would like to make. Here it is.

This year I will send pictures of me/my life to my parents monthly.

Apparently, flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp.
Wonder why bears are brown?