This just in: yours truly is not housewife material (character too masculine, salary too high, ambitions too many, and will/balls too big to wear an apron and change diapers). Additional negatives: stubborn, independent, opinionated ( Read more... )

I am almost done with the first wave of remodeling in the house.
I have been painting for the last month and I have just a few details left. I'll post about the rest when it is done.

I almost miss being in sales. Technology sales, thank you very much ( Read more... )

The state of California decided to allow installation and operation of the medicinal marijuana vending machines. The machine requires a finger print scan and a prepaid magnetic strip card for a 1/8 or 1/4 oz packet in a bright green wrapper to fall into the tray. The location is undesclosed to the DEA and there is a security guard in case of a ( Read more... )

I have a new and unexpected hobby.

Bowling.

Laugh it up, bitches!

What the fuck is the deal with these punks who wear Che t-shirts? If nothing else, can't they read Wikipedia to get up to speed? Or is that the problem - they can't read at all?

I hate when a mediocre employee wants to meet with me to discuss his or her personal compensation. One of us knows exactly how that conversation is going to go. The other is an idiot who thinks the company owes him or her something. I'll let you figure out which one is yours truly ( Read more... )

The work of the last five months is about to come to its logical conclusion. Going to Dallas again this weekend and next and after that the project is over. I think I'll go away and sleep for a week when it is all done. I think I deserve it. I've had to work the entire month my mother was here, on vacation, and on weekends. This is the last ( Read more... )

Well, loyal fans, I've made a decision to make my journal "friends only ( Read more... )

I started writing this on the plane on the way back from Kansas, but my laptop battery ran out of juice (very appropriate for this trip), so I decided that I'd finish it up later and publish at the first opportunity. Well, here it is. This is a true story. I hope you all have better luck in your travels ( Read more... )