-for the first time in many many months, my hair, body, pajamas and sheets are ALL clean. all. together. it rules.

so I'm applying to a reality show.

Eek.

Got a park slope apartment with my name on it bitches!

On feb 1 I move into a big awesome new york apartment with heartcooksbrain and it will rule a lot ( Read more... )

the wrens opened by singing into a cell phone held up to a guitar and closed with "i'm going home" from Rocky Horror.

Amazing.

(no 13 months or This boy is exhausted, though)

Oh Helene Lerner, I really wanted to personally assist you. Why you gotta hate on me and the NJ transit?

I always get my hopes up wayyy to easily. But I actually wanted this one!

PS. Matt finally found the NOFX attack song that Kathleen Hanna wrote "Deceptacon" in response to.

NoFX-Kill Rock Stars
"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen ( Read more... )

EDIT: FIXED!!

oh, 2005, we hardly knew ye...
my year, as told to a disposable camera


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New Years Resolutions To Be Discarded By My Birthday (Except Number One Which Is Actually Imperative To My Future)

1. Get on a regular sleep schedule for the first time in my life. Breaking 23 years of all-nighters is going to be hard as shit. (Why can't I give up on a day--like it's never productive enough until I squeeze in three more hours of ( Read more... )

first they cut Daniel franco cause he wasn't creative enough (and kept Santino for ratings with that bullshit german "vision") and now they cut Lupe because she's "too creative" and keep MARLA who can't sew and PLAGERIZED her dress!

What do they want, "creative vision" or playing it safe?

last week it was ugly over boring

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I could be freelancing here or here (the site is lame but really I'd be going to promo parties and writing and most importantly NETWORKING) but nooooo I'm stuck in Ohio and by the time I get there everyone's production cycle will be at a standstill. Boo.

ps. a photo of my family's pet rooster, fred:
[he's roosting]

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there comes a point in a girl's job hunt when she must conclude, WTF am I doing ( Read more... )