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We're getting the band back together.

More as it develops. 

So the Agency finally cracked and incorporated Female Agents into their collective.

I see slut stockings are the standard issue attire. OMG my eyes *Pours bleach on face* I didn't think it was possible but seeing that agent made me into more of a ghey manI hereby cast my vote for the male agents to change the dress code so that they're only ( Read more... )

It seems that Seal is more potent than any other rat poison I've ever tried because I have yet to see one of those little bastards around ( Read more... )

*Dances around quarters with Claw!Knife in hand*

*Sings to the knife, his voice and the music echoing through the ship.*

*Turns the music up louder*

I think I'll join a rating community.

I shouldn't deprive anyone of my beauty *Bloody smirk*

The ship has docked for refueling and repairs in Zion and I'm just assing about looking for things to keep me occupied.

Maybe I can head to the firing range or make with the rape of some random operator? *teh_evil*

So I've been learning a bit of Parlez-vous so I could curse Neo in a language he has yet to comprehend (Much like English).

And Ballard has me on Janitor Detail so I've been le occupé for the last little bit. Damn Ballard to EnferI also fashioned a new cutty knife for ye olde self mutilation. So life is good in that department ( Read more... )

*Goes through list*

1. Hunting knives with huge hilts Check

2. Duct tape Check

3. Scapels and candles Check

4. Large amounts of lubes Check

*Throws supplies into a sack, pulling something out as he does. Unrolls sign, made by himself*

"Happy Coming Home, Neo and Merv"

So it appears that the angst has hit a record high ( Read more... )