*breaks free of the cupboard*

*stalks around the city, looking for entertainment, preferably in the form of violence*

>:D

*is disappointed that the chaos seems to have died down*

*sighs*

Oh well. Guess we'll just have to figure out a way to make some more. >:)

*watches the recent pear-induced madness with a look of sadistic glee*

HAH!!! CHAOS! CARNAGE!!! MADNESS!

This is MUCH more like it! >:D

*stalks the streets of Tirion, grinning sadistically at anyone dumb enough to stare*

*cackles vindictively as a few cats spot her at a distance and flee*

*finds a few of Morgoth's orcs loitering near his stronghold*

*lets out a valkyrie-esque shriek and slaughters the lot of them*

*ambles back into town, soaked in blood and carrying a severed orc head under her arm*

*strolls through town, grinning at the locals*

*cackles maniacally as they run in fear*