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[_bjork]

watch out for my special on Feb 11, Tues (<--that's how we Icelandic people write dates) with my new profile and interview aired on MTV. mark your calendars for Bjork Day, which is every time you see me. it should still be aired every once in a while. i will stomp in - with my shitkickers - a new reason for you to watch; Survivor and Joe

Comments

[mrdante]

O, Great Bjork... Can you lend me some money? Please, I beg you... I have nothing to eat!

[_bjork]

let's get something straight, my friend...
i do not LEND out money, it can end up as a court case. i assume you spend most of your time in a library to update your livejournal and your life has been spent away by video games. however, i will set you up with a job for PS2 or XBOX, if you agree to be my personal secretary or masseuse. and remember, icewind dale 2 is better than everquest.

[mrdante]

hm.. The problem is that i live in Russia... -;) And Baldur's Gate is better than Icewind Dale, o my mistress! ;-)

[_morrissey_]

I'll be glued to my set waiting for you to come on, darling.

And, hrm, I'd have to see what the dreadlocks look like on you before I give you a final vote. I suppose by that time it would be too late. Wouldn't 'previewing' hairstyles before we get them be wonderful?

At any rate, you need to come to LA with me.

I've watched every special on Michael so far, and I have to say that I'm very glad that my success (if you could call it that) came to me much later in life.

[_bjork]

i guess i could get hair extensions in front and make those into dreads as a preview. and there are some pictures on hairpolice.com of people who got them.

i am clearing my calendar for LA next month as we speak. i'm amazed you are still high-spirited, and you have been through so much (whatever happened to that boxer bf, anyway?) i bet you have a big female fan base - with me in it. ah, the time i saw you in a music video on mtv, sprawled across desert sand and rocks with your shirt open...i can look but not touch ;)

[_morrissey_]

Perhaps you should just leave the dreads in front, and the rest your natural hair. You've always been such a trendsetter.

Excellent. I'll forward you details and consider us partners in crime. I suggest we dress up as dead presidents and hit the local dance clubs as well. I call Teddy Roosevelt.

I'm single now. As usual, all talking about previous relationships is reserved only for songwriting. I don't kiss and tell, at least, not obviously. I think our admiration is mutual, I've been waiting to hear from you for some time now.

[_bjork]

it's always good to be private about personal things - it would distract and bias people. what matters most is the work and music, anyway.

i should come in wearing a Nixon mask with his salute, naked except for a polka-dot bikini and garters, saying,
"WEE WEE! PEE PEE!"

my next entry will be about our plans and hotspots to visit, as well as hair and fashion.

[jamesexual]

I didnt see you on TV
did you wake up late?

Miss Bjork Icannotpronounceyourlastname,
it is time for a major comeback

I suggest a theatre tour of the us, turning your songs into big band dance numbers and singing old pop songs from the 60s and 70s

like a medley of 'its oh so quiet/ I can see clearly now'

all in a day's work

[_bjork]

mtv's taking care of business since i'm done for now, i'm just you know, kicking it and chilling in my crib. i'll be in LA next month.

how did you know i woke up late? i just noticed the date i wrote. oops.