Replace me at your own peril, dears. I'll be like the Mummy in those dreadful movies with Brendan Frasier (who I'll have to admit did his best work in Encino Man and has gone completely downhill since - you can't fake the Frasier/Shore magic). What was I saying ( Read more... )

My pretties, I apologize once again for not being more available to you, but this time I have a good excuse- I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED! sort ofI'm writing this missive from a bunker somewhere in Sweden. I'm not quite sure what's happened, but apparently I've been named the figurehead of a Nordic Revolutionary cell. I don't even really know what they ( Read more... )

Well there's this rumour going around that I've become some sort of "Inspiration". I'm not sure I believe it, but apparently I've fooled at least one panel of judges and they've come to decide that I deserve an award because of it. Anyway, the Silver Clef awards honoured me for my "amazing contribution to music and for being an inspiration to ( Read more... )

Forgive me, darlings.

Sorry about the scare. The rumours of my demise were only partially true. I know Craig Kilborn has been weeping non-stop since I failed to appear on his show. I sent him a bottle of the finest wines as well as a handkerchief soaked in my feverish sweat as an apology. I hope they made their way to him properly ( Read more... )

A thank you to everyone who have given me birthday greetings.

I've got an appointment with Michael Jackson's surgeon tomorrow. So tonight, I'm going to party my nose off.

London.

The taping of the Kilborn Show went excellently, if I do say so myself. As always, Craig was a gentleman and a scholar, and I appreciate how seriously he worships at my altar takes my music. I bid Los Angeles adieu and boarded the plane at the scheduled hour, happy to be across the pond for the first time in a long while ( Read more... )

Ready for another pointless musing ( Read more... )

The curtain rises:

A man I once, and still do, idolize steps forth into the spotlight and warms the crowd for me. Me! It's hard not to flash back to an earlier time. I picture myself spread out on my bed, face up and with my head leaning over the edge, watching the needle or the record playing hum it's way along the wax grooves, bringing the ( Read more... )

I know this update is late, but when it comes to jumping on the bandwagon I'm usually bringing up the rear. So to speak ( Read more... )

There's nothing quite like a decent rest ( Read more... )