Having a Meltdown

[_morrissey_]

Well there's this rumour going around that I've become some sort of "Inspiration". I'm not sure I believe it, but apparently I've fooled at least one panel of judges and they've come to decide that I deserve an award because of it. Anyway, the Silver Clef awards honoured me for my "amazing contribution to music and for being an inspiration to

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[joeylaurenadams]

Money is filthy you know? Pretty, Pretty Princess. I think I had a doll by that name once.

[_morrissey_]

Specifically that particular bill. I knew where it had been and couldn't care a whit. In fact, that was part of the pleasure of the thing.

I've become fascinated with dolls of late.

[joeylaurenadams]

I like that way about you.

I have a collection of dolls. It's been awhile since I've added to it. Is there a Morrissey doll? There should be, at least one for my collection.

[_morrissey_]

I am a seething mass of desire beneath this pure and chaste exterior.

It looks like there just might be. I wonder how I could get my hands on one of those. Looks rather like a voodoo doll, actually.

[rob_dickinson]

did you pull it from someone's g-string with your teeth?

That's a nice shrubbery you have, thank you for that stalker's insight into your lovely abode. Removing them can prove to be difficult, you have to get all of the roots.

[_morrissey_]

No I pulled it from my own g-string with my teeth. Much more satisfying.

[rob_dickinson]

yoga?

[_morrissey_]

Yes. In addition to my natural limberness and flexibility. Comes in handy, you know.

[jonnyleemiller]

It's official. You've gone completely insane. Don't fear, young Steven Patrick. The men in the white coats are here to help you.

[_morrissey_]

Hey I'm no stranger to the clink these days. Los Angeles jail cells can be quite entertaining if you have a creative mind. I can't imagine the loony bin being any different. Mmmm orderlies.

Anna misses you.

[jonnyleemiller]

You're such a badass mambo jambo, Mr. Morrissey. Did they take you there before or after Your Arsenal? Stop fantasising about orderlies. That's my job.

Give her a kiss on the cheek for me. I'll come at Christmas.

[_morrissey_]

I have been kicking ass and taking names since the mid-eighties, my boy. You learn a few things. And since my time in the slammer, I have also been tutored on pickpocketing, hotwiring cars, and safe-cracking. Fascinating stuff, really.

She told me to tell you to bring her favourite brandy home with you.

[alex_james]

I wish those shrubs would die too. Fucking things.

[_morrissey_]

They keep growing and growing and growing. Really, I'd love to see them impeached I mean pulled out of office I mean the ground.

[alex_james]

You're so fiery and political. You need a nice massage.

[_morrissey_]

Alas, I just fired my last massuese for being much too gentle and ginger with me. Know of any good substitutes?

[j_greenwood]

Everyone should have a Jonny.

[_morrissey_]

I agree. The good ones are hard to find. It's the ones with the 'h's that you have to watch out for.