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HELLO this is not really Jonny Lee Miller aka Sick Boy aka weird dude from Hackers aka best friends forever with Jude Law and Ewan McGregor aka Former Mr. Angelina Jolie's journal!

It's also mostly Friends Only for safety reasons.

DISCLAIMER

( The truth is stranger than fiction )

My mum called earlier to remind me of an appointment I have come Monday. Mid-jog, I paused to rest my tendons so she could read me my "busy" schedule and all that it entailed ( Read more... )

Sadly, there's not an ounce of truth to that subject line. Well, he does drive me mad but only because he won't let me put on a policeman's outfit and re-enact the public bathroom handjob proposition scene. It's funny, after years of toiling in the wreckage of my somewhat dismal career, now that I'm working on something that's generating a pretty ( Read more... )

So this is Christmas... well Christmas eve day anyway. I know in some cultures they open presents on the 24th and spend Christmas day practising full on gluttony but whatever you do, all the best. I plan on spending the entire day rolling around in wrapping paper and trying to convince my lady that frozen rummy eggnog is a much better dessert ( Read more... )

See, I never thought turning 35 would be a big deal. There's no incentive to it. No cheaper insurance or drinking privileges. Whomever coined the phrase dirty thirties was spot on though. I asked for the same thing I've asked for every year since I was 16 and that's Kylie Minogue delivered to my doorstep in a nice taut bow but some dreams were ( Read more... )

Psychologists say there's this affliction called SAD (seasonal affective disorder) where people get depressed when the summer leaves and leaves us with grey depressive skies but blame it on my English upbringing, I get the complete opposite. When the season changes from warm to chill, I'm GLAD. I want nothing more that to be outside; raking leaves ( Read more... )

So here's the thing, the new fall season of programmes on American television. Some look promising and some don't. However, I'm a selfish bastard and I've mentioned it before but I have one waiting in the wings, Eli Stone starring myself, Vincent Garber, Natasha Henstridge and GEORGE MICHAEL. Now, in order for this show to actually air, one of ( Read more... )

( All good things.... )

'Lo friends, it's been awhile. I went for a little hike in the woods at the beginning of May and sort of got lost on purpose. I wanted to update in depth about my newest business venture, making capri pants for the working man, so cleverly coined manpris by my business partner MR but we got distracted by these creepy dolls and forgot all about our ( Read more... )