You can never go home again

[_morrissey_]

Ready for another pointless musing

Comments

[alex_james]

Whatever you were guilty of, I'm sure it was one of those good sins like lust, rather than one of the crap sins like worshipping a graven image. I am coming to your party.

[_morrissey_]

Most likely it was coveting my neighbor's cow or something of the like. One of the more obscure ones.

[kate__winslet]

Oh, now, that's sort of disgusting. Jamie as my baby? Your mind does weird things. I don't think there is such thing as him being a manageable size, if there is I'd like to know about it. Actually, I don't. We'll be there.

[_morrissey_]

I don't know that there really is such a thing. Remember, this is all a product of my rather vivid imagination. I'm sorry to be disturbing love, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

[kate__winslet]

Maybe your subconscious thinks that I take care of him? But that's what a wife is supposed to do, so it's alright, I suppose, and it goes both ways, so there we have it.

[_morrissey_]

Well if you've got it all sussed out that makes one of us.

[rob_dickinson]

that was very odd and vivid. One often wonders why we have such dreams, but it is uaully something internal that we need to deal with. See you at your party. My apologies of ruining your announcement by being completely nude.

[_morrissey_]

I somehow doubt you could ruin anything by being completely nude. Anything associated with me, at any rate.

I'm sure I'm dealing with some sort of deep-seated psychological pain. Business as usual, then.

[lucy__liu]

Stop walking down my street. Who do you expect to meet?

P.U.S.H. O double F.

I will try to make your show, though I believe I will be in Bergara, Spain that evening.

[_morrissey_]

While I'm impressed that you know lyrics from both mine and Tom's repetoire, I'm not sure the hybridization of the two is a happy thing.

We wouldn't want to give me more nightmares, would we?

I would love love love for you to show. I'll save you a crotch flower.

[lucy__liu]

Mr. Morrissey,

That video was a very sad sad event. I avoided black and white patterns for years due to the emotional trauma.

Maybe I'll skip out on Patton's tour and jet to where you are. Please save some cake for me.

[_morrissey_]

Ms. Liu,

Perhaps we can form a support group for those damaged by Mr. Petty's videos. Perhaps we can get Johnny Depp to join us as he took part in one.

There is a piece of cake with your name on it. Of course, my cake will look rather odd saying 'Happy Birthday Steven - Lucy Liu' but it'll be worth it to see you in attendance.

[nat_appleton]

I was just reading up on mythology and remembering how Athena was my very favourite.

That was quite the dream, and I'll have to remark that I love that Tom Petty video. Your party is the day after mine.

[_morrissey_]

And why not? Wisdom and War combined. Good qualities in any woman.

Motherfucker. Eclipsed by an Appleton. I may have to cancel my birthday altogether.

[nat_appleton]

I certainly thought so.

God no don't be so drastic. You couldn't be eclipsed by anyone, darling. I'd still come to yours in a heartbeat.

[_morrissey_]

Drastic? I prefer to think of myself as overly dramatic.

Hearing you were coming anyway was my goal.