You can never go home again

[_morrissey_]

Ready for another pointless musing

Comments

[damon__albarn]

I like that even in someone else's dreams I manage to take meticulous care of my nails.

[_morrissey_]

Your nail beds are gorgeous.

[jonnyleemiller]

Haha! I mean, how utterly disturbing, good sir. Cake or death is the eternal question, after all. Death, please. I'll be at your homecoming party, most definitely.

[_morrissey_]

"We're all out of cake."

I was thinking that, at the party, you could man the dessert table.

[jonnyleemiller]

So my only option is death?!

As long as you keep me away from the large knives, I'm sure that could be arranged. What does one get the Moz who has everything for his big day?

[_morrissey_]

My very own life sized Jonny Lee Miller. Anatomically correct, of course. Perhaps a "Real Doll".

[dom_monaghan]

I am a magpie.

I would offer some sort of spin on what your dream might mean, beyond the no eating spicy tofu before bed (and good god, why man?), but.. I am coming up empty.

[_morrissey_]

I would let you have my ring should you ask for it. I'm honestly not sure where that came from.

I think my dream is merely my typical anxieties putting on a little play for me. I give it two thumbs down.

Please come to Manchester. I promise to stay away from Tofu after 9pm.

[dom_monaghan]

Why, oh why did I wait so long to read this? I just got back from Manchester. I was there Saturday through Wednesday.

[_morrissey_]

Does this mean you won't be making it back for the occasion?

[damien_hirst]

You always were fairly tasty.

Unless Joey goes into labour we'll make it.

[_morrissey_]

I can see it all now. The child will be born on my birthday.

That would be par for the course.

[joeylaurenadams]

Considering she's not due for 2 1/2 more months let's hope that is not the case.

[_morrissey_]

Again. It would be just my luck to cause someone else's premature birth as well.

[s_johansson]

I was told you are completely wonderful. And I liked what I had read.

[_morrissey_]

Well, I heartily enjoy being enjoyed.

Especially by one so talented and beautiful.