Ho Ho Ho
Yeah thats what I need.

So cool I have this thing where I make people feel like a crap and shit..... uhm yeah. God forbid you tell someone how you feel. Wait a second I didnt even want to tell you how I was feeling but you told me to. Now you hold it against me? And I always make you feel bad? I was always the one to try and when things got bad who flew out to LA to make ( Read more... )

This is bull shit. Why wont Tara just marry me already? I dont love her anymore, but it doesnt matter...she just should! Id be the perfect husband. All you bitches know that. Thats it im selling the videos we've made! Anyone interested in buying a copy? I promise it'll be cheap just like she is :-x

HA HA HA, i kid, i kid

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You don't get a gift this year because well you never did marry me and you still wont even now. Just think if we did get married youd be getting some Carson loving tonight and maybe even jewelry or something. SUCKS FOR YOU! Have a good one babe.

Ive dropped off the face of the planet once again. I didnt even know Hil was here. I need to clean up my act and get on . Fuck I didnt even know I could have so many damn icons. Maybe ill buy myself a paid account again and get a million icons of my sexy ass self .

No its okay kids, go home and tell your mom Carson Daly from TRL did not die!!!!!!!!!

I think I need a new lay out
ive missed you guys, so leave me some comments with some major ass kissing to me
if you do Ill make sure they play more Justin Timberlake videos on MTV , ahhhh!

Now that I got all the I own you and I should win all the AC Awards shit off my chest... I want sex.

And Damien stole Chippy(my monkey) so hes going to DIE after I get my sex.

Tara and I were talking about something I said in this interview from July, so I thought Id put it in here..if you get bored read it
( Entertainment Weekly )

Sorry I havent been around....damn blackout!
A real update is on its way, sooner or later.

I just heard my girl La La got a journal, be nice to her or ill kick your ass.

( Everyone else is doing this )

Im ALIVE. I was in Europe. I HAD to get away.
Now Damien can shut up.

Whats this all about?!
x0 WWE Stacy: People are all up in your relationship like Carson Daly on a cheap stripper

THE BASH IS OVER PEOPLE!