I had a dream last night ( Read more... )

Everyone's taking a popcorn and bathroom break here at the Manor, so I thought I would peek online to see if the edits to my next column were in my inbox. Alas, no. So, I thought I would just post a quick note while no one is looking about how much I appreciate the love and support that I've been getting after, well...you know. I don't know if I ( Read more... )

Well, so much for trying to achieve balance in my life. I wasn't doing that as well as I thought I had been.

I don't want to talk about this right now, guys. I can't focus on processing something this big while trying to put on a brave face for you all. I'm confused. Give me the night to just think about what's happened. We can all talk ( Read more... )

Sometimes the frustration of keeping this family together is just too much to bear. I almost miss the days of being a selfish bitch who cared only for myself and for finding pleasure in a hard body. No. that's not true. I really don't miss it. Maybe this is me feeling an over abundance of love after spending a weekend with my lovely sisters. ( Read more... )

Okay. I haven't heard from Cole in almost 2 days. And I don't even know where he is. This does not a happy wife make, buddy. Well, two can play that game. If he's going to run off to God knows where with God knows who every time he switches bodies, then, well, he's going to be sleeping on the couch A LOT. I think I'll hide all of the couch ( Read more... )

I've spent the last night in a motel. I didn't want to know anyone. Or see anyone. Or touch anyone. So I stayed here.

In the shower.

Scrubbing it off.

I don't want to talk about it.

Cole, come get me.

YO!Who be in this building? Someone better DAAAAMN well explain this shit to me and fast. Anyone? There's a disgruntled white lady up in here with a secret and if someone don't start paying some attention to me, I swear to God I will start breaking things. HEY! HEY! Who the hell is in here? Someone better come and explain this shit to me! You ( Read more... )

Okay, so, fuck you, nail polish ( Read more... )

Oh, shit, son ( Read more... )

Hey, Piper. I was thinking that we should have a day of sisterly bonding? What do you think? I've had this jar of herbal remedyness sitting in my fridge for a week now, and well, I don't know if I can assure you that Cole isn't going to eat it. He seems to not read labels. Anyway, I have this whole basket of goodies that I want to bring right ( Read more... )