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[_charming_one]

Ladies and gentlemen.
I am now an ordained minister of the Universal Church of Life.
This means that I can perform legally binding marriage ceremonies, as well as absolve sins.
I think you should all keep this in mind, because I rule.
(The funny part is, I'm not even joking. If you want, I can show you my credentials.)

Comments

[babyuramazing]

yet another reason why you rock my world

will you absolve me of my sins missy miss?

[mambo_mad_e]

This is just amazing.
I can't even believe it.

I'm speechless.
Congratulations?

[locket__love]

Haha. Kelsey, joke or not, this still makes me laugh.

How did this come about, if I may pry into such things?

[_charming_one]

This guy I have a little crush on told me about it...so I looked it up, and thought it would be badass if i could perform marriage ceremonies...and here we are...

[dark_sunsets]

lol, kels......wtf?