Dear livejournal,
I missed you very much. It's weird to read back on entries and realizing how much you've changed since.
P.S.
Just for kicks-- I hate my life!

In my ESL class my teacher told us that we will be raped and disrobed many times in life. She kept mentioning the two over and over and never mentioned to us that it was in a figurative sense. So you know what the kids from China be thinkin'.

First man to ever wink at me: Rusty Fogarty
I am a lucky girl

At like 1 am in the morning today, Maddy stole one of someone's pizza bagels and put one in the microwave to eat. She wasn't facing the microwave, but I was and when I looked over, there was all this smoke coming out of the microwave! Basically Maddy was stupid and put in a pizza bagel smaller than your fist for 2 whole minutes. The smoke alarm ( Read more... )

Ha his balls got twisted! That's right bitch! That's right!

MARY STOP IGNORING ME!!

Midterms:
AIDS Fundamentals: failed it
Art Studio 9A: nailed it
University Studies 2: nailed it
Psychology 7A: failed it
hahahahah i hate my life

A zombie in Knotts Scary Farm cornered me and his head was pretty much touching my vagina. Haha what can I say? Even the dead want me! Oh and at Denny's, a big chicana punk rocker held Maddy's hand and kissed it and said, "WOO! PUNK ROCK!" Then Maddy preceded to ask for some of her onion rings.

Oh my god. They're singing the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast with the piano downstairs. And they're harmonizing. I hate that we're the fine arts hall.

Mary owed me a lunch and she was going to use her guest pass, but the cafeteria lady wouldn't let her after she saw it was me. It was only a frickin banana!