Clayton the Shankmobile, also known by such names as One-Eyed Monster and Bigotmobile, is no more. That's right, kids. He's totaled.

We were driving home, me and Austin. Going north on Broad street, for anyone who knows where that is. Guy stops at a stop sign on Stadium, and then just...pulls out. So we slam into his back door. No one was hurt, ( Read more... )

Oops, Krissi died. Ooooooooooops.

Krissi may be making a new journal soon. We'll see.

Krissi needs phone numbers to put into the Phone of Doom. achtunglemons knows all about the Phone of Doom ( Read more... )

Okay, so. remember that deer I slammed into that one day? And fucked my bumper up ( Read more... )

...why is it...that the most exciting thing in my life right now is that xsaebre gets to go see Clay and Ryan ( Read more... )

Huzzah, huzzah. Let us all rejoice.

New screenname. Again. Breathe Too Deep.

Coincidentally...new e-mail. Breathe Too Deep@aol.com. Use it well ( Read more... )

Alright. First: Friend's List cleanup. Mostly just a few communities that bug me; however, there were a couple of people included. If you feel you were unfairly unadded, state your case here ( Read more... )

Let us all now be updated on the whereabouts of Krissi since...well...Christmas ( Read more... )

Holy crap on a crapstick, my OTP has been ruined. Because someone I loathe with the fires of a thousand Hells is into said OTP. *tears up*

...Oh well. I can still write much better Clyan pornage than she ever could. Stupidevilelitistbitch.

And on that note, allow me to mention...Best Christmas in the fscking history of Christmases. That is all.

( There are no words. )

Idea utterly ganked from _solitaire. Enjoy it, ladies and gents.

Poll Random Christmas Ficlet yo.