still alive... just busy. school starts in 24 days...

Dave: A woman named Doris came to the house the other day and said she'd been meeting you for some time in sleazy motel rooms and that she was carrying your child and wanted to know what you were going to do about it, and I was just wondering who she was.

Bruce: Uh, I could see why you'd be curious.

Dave: Yes, well she did pique my interest, yes ( Read more... )

"Girl: Ooh, get my picture with the hookers. Oh, like, could you ladies get closer so I'll look like a hooker too? Oh, thanks ladies, night night! That was SO excellent!

Dave: Damn tourists.

Scott: It's okay...I took her wallet."

Peter: Hey, what are you doing here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook.

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside............

here's the picture that I drew for my dad for Father's Day. It's him when he was 7. my drawing sucks ass, mainly because I can't draw...but he also was sitting weird in the pic, so his body looks weird and disproportionate. also, the pic that I drew from was small and old, so I had to kind of "guess" about things. but all in all, it looks exactly ( Read more... )

I'm posting a piece that I did when I was in High School.

however, It has -in my opinion- been ruined, because my old art teacher matted it and sent it into some art thing without my permission, and you can see the glue right through it (as I have indicated with red arrows, heh.)

but, I'm still proud of it. hands and feet are hard to draw.

( hands and feet composition - 2003 )