Everytime my head clears up, another toxin pollutes it. I am some sort of germ magnet, and currently my lymph nodes are swollen to the size of plums. Swallowing is now more of a painful choking process than anything. I feel like I'm on drugs, my eyes are popping out of my helium baloon head from the constant pressure ( Read more... )

"Out on disability again, Roscoe drooped a crate on my left arm and it was severed. Bad enough that I'm sterile from all the testing from when my pelvis shattered, but now good ol' righty's gone. Neither my ex-wife nor my hand can relieve me." -Excerpt from my newest story ( Read more... )

I will be poisoning Dr. Eggleston. Yes, that picky son-of-a-bitch should really start taking a liking to muriatic acid else he'll not like my revenge ( Read more... )

So Max, you came and went without so much as a hello. Damn, I was hoping you'd be able to stay long enough for at least a beer. Next time. Oh, and send me a pic of your new tat ( Read more... )

Long and cast-black against the moonless rays, limb reaches up from the joint. 90 to 180 degrees. Flick of the wrist...digits flitting around, fingering for the latch. Finds it. Swings the cupboard door open...A hop. Up on the counter, tiny feet,finding traction, on toast crumbs beside the toaster oven. A well-portioned black of pupil swallows what ( Read more... )

I'm in on it ( Read more... )

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Yes! I finally planned my next semester! Philosophy intro, Environmental science, Short fiction and novel english, and currents of political thought. And now I've got to get my stupid cheque which I just found out has been sitting in some cold office waiting for me. Heh...money, money, money ( Read more... )

Hah! Busted: One hurried boy on one count of plagarism. This stupid kid in my writing workshop fully swiped this sad story about Marioworld from an internet fanfic site. The little bastard didn't even take the time to rename the characters throughout the whole thing. Halfway through he just stopped trying...just because our prof wasn't there to ( Read more... )

You'll never know how nice it seems ( Read more... )