A very true fact came to me via an email from a very genuine person:

It is that there is irony in seeking human contact through an LCD screen.

Are you lonely?

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I'm nervous for Saturday, 
when I have to dress up like a guy and dance 
in front of a bunch of ladies that one day, 
I might try to hit on.
This is dangerous territory, my friends.

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Imagine your life as a Norman Rockwell painting

The Best Pre-Present Day co-worker given gift:
Organic red wrapped in Sienna Miller's cardboard cut-out legs.

To Kaare and Angie ( Read more... )

At Hershe I told the only guy there (amongst 500 lesbians) that I was a celibate buddhist monk ( Read more... )

My hair?! What the hell happened to all of my nice long hair?
It's in the garbage.
It's not on my head anymore.