I saw a midget today. It absolutely made my week I <3 midgets so much I want one. SOMEONE BUY ME A MIDGET!

your VICODIN: i'll keep my tits crossed for ya ( Read more... )

Valiri0n: hey whats that porn where they eat dooky ( Read more... )

Everybody fucking sucks. The one week I'm up during the goddamn daytime and all you fuckers are asleep.

Assholes...

I love VNV Nation more than I love taffy....

And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Somewhat Damaged: my hand just made me angry for some reason ( Read more... )

Somewhat Damaged: i gotta shit ( Read more... )

¦ €vër£ôñg ¦: i'm bored ( Read more... )

I really don't care anymore. I just don't fucking care.

¼-¢|u†z: ew
¼-¢|u†z: my hand smells like salmon
•©·ý·ñ•: :ROFL
Somewhat Damaged: stop masturbating
¼-¢|u†z: DIE
¼-¢|u†z: i was feeding my kitty my left overs
Somewhat Damaged: is that what you call it?
¼-¢|u†z: -.-
¼-¢|u†z: eff you