LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: DUDE ( Read more... )

Rosa Parks has passed away at 92 years old. If there is such a place she will undoubtedly ride in the front seat on the bus to Heaven ( Read more... )

I've decided I'm going to cut my hair. I don't know exactly when. But it will be sometime soon. Goodbye hair.

I've never really lost a close friend before, I've lost a ton of relatives but they were all old and sick and it was a slow process that I saw coming ( Read more... )

IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: so this hott chick
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: told me
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: that
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: if i can get you
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: to las vegas
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: we can both be porn stars.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: wtf man why is everyone always trying to get me to be a porn star
IllIlIIlIlIIlllI: lol Leave a comment  1 

Thank you music. You saved me again.

LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: wanna see something disturbing
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH:
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http://www.alternet.org/walmart/26503/#thumbtack

Why doesn't a hockey team just hire a Sumo wrestler to be their goalie? The dude could just sit there and eat Cheetos while his team wins the Stanley Cup. I can't truly be the only one to think this is the best idea ever

So I went to the dentist today and apparently I may have to take out my tongue ring ( Read more... )