Did I mention I fucking hate this time of year? I don't just mean for the brainless displays and empty commercialism, either. I mean the constant hammering on about family and all that shit about how you should spend it with them. There's nothing for us sorry bastards who don't have family anymore, nothing. It's like all the assholes in advertising ( Read more... )

It's my first meme, so shut the fuck up. I actually thought it was funny.

Hey, it's kinda close. At least I won't go out like a lame ass on my knees. I'd be trying to bite the guy's legs off instead of just waiting for my sizzling doom. Just for that, his name shoulda been Count Doodoo. No class at all, man ( Read more... )

So, uh, what do you write in these things, anyway? Just bullshit? Rants? Your sleepover at the latest pity party?

Damn. I'm gonna hafta think about this for a while. But there's one thing I don't have to think about.

VERGIL SUCKS BABOON HACKEYSACK!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha