menstrual lifeforce power-thingy

[_dellamore]

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[xanphibian]

*twirls you round and round and round and round and round until we're both dizzy and giggling and giddy*

*makes out with you*

I don't want to marry you, but ... how does copious amounts of hugging sound?

[_dellamore]

*is happy and dizzy and only slightly queasy*

*gropes you lovingly*

As long as there's touching and it involves me and you, then I'm allllll for it. *bearhugs*

[_swallow]

Oh, man, I am so sad that I will not be going to Las Vegas. I would so marry you! ... Tho' it might screw things up with that guy my aunt and uncle know, who is trying to get a green card.

You know, I think I'm promiscuous.

[_dellamore]

I share that sadness. Vegas is going to lack something without you--and more than just the opportunity to be married by a sparkling, mutton-chopped Elvis impersonator. Oh, my lifelong dream.

Hm, well. What if I say I need a green card? Sure, I'd be lying, but then you'd have to marry me and not that guy. You hot, promiscuous thing, you. *clutches*

[_divya_]

I bought ibuprofen for you today.

:o)

Seriously, I did.

[_dellamore]

That's officially the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me. *is hormonal and teary-eyed*

I'm stealing you away from California. You're coming back to Philly to sit in the shrine I've made for you and that's the end of the discussion. *g*

[raking_leaves]

dude. john kerry? that tube head?