live journal is back like a mother fucker.

seriously.

ZIP

ZIP

fuckyou.

i really really love mitch hedberg. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

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i have the same shirt as napoleon dynamite. are you jealous? because you most certainly should be.

i have a grave feeling that livejournal is well on its way out.

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Anna: i had a physical today with a fucking guy doctor, when it was supposed to be a girl
Anna: and he touched my uterus
Anna: like
Anna: actually

today is my birthday.

which is pretty sick.

whirred. <3

this would really fucking depress me. but the main question that comes to me at first is this: what am i doing in the house with SAM and ANNA? that's fucking sexy. until sam like kills anna and shit.

yesterday was a raging success ( Read more... )

today i successfully straightened my hair. that was pretty cool. its just not something that happens real often. is all that im trying to say ( Read more... )

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