Comments | _dissected: come for the butter, stay for the mints

_dissected

come for the butter, stay for the mints

Nov 22, 2004 18:26

Beauty binge! I've reached new highs, and sunk to new lows with my recent binge at the neighborhood Wal-Mart Beauty section (the words Wal-Mart and beauty look so titillating and ironic, sitting next to eachother). Here's what I bought, unabridged ( Read more... )

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Wal-Mart: A pimple on society's ass beatle_mod November 24 2004, 14:36:55 UTC

i got a livejournal account just to see yours. quite nice.

'tis funny how wal-mart attracts only the ugliest of people. last time i was there to get a bottle of water, i saw the most hideous person i have ever seen. the last time i had seen something that fugly, i was cleaning up after my dog who had a wicked case of diarrhea.

Cheers,

Michelle

virgin_tart November 25 2004, 02:28:30 UTC

I'm sorry if promos irk you. But I think you're absolutely stunning. Might you check out our community? I think you'd fit right in.

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The First Amendment Rocks! beatle_mod November 25 2004, 11:51:28 UTC

holy shit. just the concept of a "beauty club" is the most vile thing i have ever heard. you people are the reason why young people want plastic surgery, so they can "fit right in". you make me sick. I'm not saying sabrina or anyone else is ugly, I'm just saying that the idea of a beauty club is just retarded. plain & simple.

ljhot__promo November 30 2004, 13:56:22 UTC

Sorry for the spam if you're not interested, but we would all love you to join!

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anonymous December 1 2004, 10:39:59 UTC

Do they sell something that makes you pretty, beacause you need it. That big nose, chin and giantism, not attractive. Poor white trash buys beauty stuff at walmart, so it figures you shop there.

_dissected December 1 2004, 11:20:08 UTC

Very intriguing. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

anonymous December 1 2004, 17:55:05 UTC

you make no sense

beatle_mod December 1 2004, 20:11:21 UTC

have half of a monkey testicle and actually say who you are, you intellectually constipated assault on the ocular senses. its candy-assed, dog-raping, frontal-lobe amputees like you that make me projectile vomit.

Ta.

P.S. Sabrina: I'm a huge fan of God Bless The Beatles, and I'm wondering when you will update it. Seriously, your site is my absolute favourite, and thats no lie. Cheers.

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heartsobig December 18 2004, 02:18:47 UTC

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