come for the butter, stay for the mints

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Beauty binge! I've reached new highs, and sunk to new lows with my recent binge at the neighborhood Wal-Mart Beauty section (the words Wal-Mart and beauty look so titillating and ironic, sitting next to eachother). Here's what I bought, unabridged

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[iloveguitarists]

hey i have the same green packaged shake effect stuff. youll probably love it since youre going for the bedfucked hair look.

and im pretty sure "gigantifuck" is the funniest made up word ive heard in a long time.

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I can't wait to try it out, the ads make it look totally fresh.

[mod_jerk]

haha i cannot even believe you wrote "niggardly"
3 more hairbands!!
i lose all of mine within like a week.

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hahaha. straight trippin, fool.

did you watch "the swan" tonight?

[ilikeitfast]

*Drops you frome friends list*

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:(

[tyypo]

i spent a good chunk of money on that stupid brilliant brunette shampoo, thinking it would 'penelope cruiz' me or something. it just made my hair greasy and heavy. but then again, i have really thick hair. it smells like coconuts, though.

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that's a fucking bummer. I was thinking about buying it... when I was blonde, their products brought out the best in my hair. But I don't quite understand what a shampoo could do for brunettes...

[myshortfilm]

Ugh Sabrina, I can't believe you actually PAID for beauty stuff from Wal Mart. All the beauty pros know fo' sho' that you're supposed to steal that shit.

What you doing tonight? Let's chill before I go back home tomorrow.

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hahahaha. I stole a candy bar from Publix when I was like 5, and it made me feel so naughty. I haven't stolen anything since.

Come to think of it... it would be TOO easy to steal from Wal-Mart. I should start doing that.

And yes, fo sho biotch! Let's do something tonight :):)