i'm a douchebag and i like to keep things interesting, so i'm going back to armoftheland

add me to your lists if i'm not still on there.

eat shit.

( if you ever want to give me something, there is always something i need )

my life is so tragic :)

i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it i am not thinking about it ( Read more... )

it's exceedingly expensive to look like you threw on a second-hand store. with my hair all sprayed, poney-tailed times 60, and backcombed all the way back to 96, i looked like a bomb had gone off and maybe i was it. there was a skin-tight pleather skirt with a cheap polyester shirt that might have had gizz on it at one time, i was the sexual object ( Read more... )

tell me the moment that you've been the most angry and why.

LAST UPDATE ON YOUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT: ME

• My birthday is on September 25th. At 7:21am, the world will pause and enjoy a unified orgasm. After much debate many have also concluded that we will therefore have a huge river of splooge to contend with. if anyone has anything they want to donate to my most likely small gift-receiving list, I’d be ever ( Read more... )

everything smelled of baby powder as i walked into the room. the lamp posts outside shone inside the front window, cast shadows littering the carpet. the bed was left unmade, empty. i put my hand down on the bed linen. i could still feel a slight warmth in the cool pre-dawn breeze. and it struck a string within me, just so, just like an experienced ( Read more... )

Another Word Post ( Read more... )

i'm listening to music that isn't mine and the siren goes off every two seconds, alarm, alarm ( Read more... )