I CANNOT stand this, I really can't. It's just one of those things that makes me cringe, Like Roy from IT crowd with the goat cheese, "I don't like goat's anything! I don't like goats involved in any stage of the food production process ( Read more... )

I.AM.AN.IDIOT ( Read more... )

they.make.me.sick ( Read more... )

long weekends are ace, but they seriously don't last long enough ( Read more... )

... yeh I'm joking. I've gone a total of 11 hours without a smoke and i'm already feeling like throwing things at people purely because they exist. its not easy at all. I keep picturing that add where they show the cute little bobble things that go mental when you don't have a cigarette. I don't think there are actual little men inside my brain ( Read more... )

if the internet was made of skin, this shit would be a rash ( Read more... )

Jumping in every puddle I see when its raining ( Read more... )

My lunch break was due to start an hour and 50 minutes ago, but I'm still waiting for my replacement to get back from some 'crucial' meeting at Hills. its stupid, they get all the perks, flying to Brisbane to meet with a web designer because we all know there's no worthy web designers here, yeh fucking right man! Support local businesses ya pricks ( Read more... )

1. What bill do you hate paying the most ( Read more... )

About a year ago I think it was, Alice was telling me that she wasn't going to drink for a while. I remember it soooo well because I was thinking "what chew talkin bout willis? thats crazy talk! you're crazy! get off the road! beep beep!" and started fretting about who was going to be my trusty drinking buddy of which many adventures were had with ( Read more... )