A lot has happened and although I'm usually able to explain (in far too much detail) the goings-on in a witty and intellectual way *cough*bullshit*cough* I don't think I can right now ( Read more... )

I can't believe I lost my fucking phone all over a-fucking-gain ( Read more... )

I hate today. let me abolish it! strip it from the record!

wow! like totally hoottttt ( Read more... )

It just proves that my life is so boring and monotonous that I'm so hyped about the comedy gala tonight ( Read more... )

Don't know if it's better or worse to force myself into being optimistic. I guess its better because then you don't sort of wake up with that feeling each morning that something is missing? like you leave the house and you think you've forgotten the keys, but they're in your bag the whole time. I just don't want it to be like when Pete was sick and ( Read more... )

Nothing interesting has happened to me today so I'm going to describe it in storybook form so it sounds more appealing. Much the way hookers cover their scabby-scratched-at-due-to-substance-addiction-and-being-a-whore skin with tons of makeup so that they look almost normal ( Read more... )

bloody Elliot, he really can't observe the common courtesy which applies to crashing at ones house. I don't even fucking know the guy, right?! he is CAMERONS friend. you CAN'T just show up, when Cam's not there and go, "yeh hi, i'm going to crash here tongiht".... oh are you now. well in that case i'm goign to have to douse you with honey and set ( Read more... )

fuck fuck fuck!!!
grrrr!
mothafucka!
baaaastardo!

also, i just sneezed on my pay slip. nice.

There are some people that you get along with just fine, and have fun hanging out with, and then theres some people that you love and you can't wait to hang out with and then theres the people that you love hanging out with, and find so easy-going that you're sure you could live together without too many broken plates and/or broken faces ( Read more... )