are you tryna kill a guy?!

mmm bugs

You know you've made it when you're mentioned in Now magazine :)

I'm hoping the six week rules doesn't apply to lizards.

Happy New Year, I think.

I'm hoping I find some champagne flavoured bugs in the corner tonight.

I made a discovery the other day, right under the sofa.

Click here to see a story of love, sex, and a journey into the unknown.

Due for worldwide cinema release in 2034!

This is for you, Bridget!

Dad doesn't stand on me, and I have to admit that neither does Duncan. I just like playing Lizard Slalom with his feet :D

OK, let's have a look at this here:

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( Get yo wallet out, man! )

( This makes Doobie very sad )

Oh I know what you're thinking, but if Britney's dog can have a journal, then so can I. Besides, Lizards are so much better than dogs. No proof of this fact is required. Just take it from me. And bring me some bugs. I'm hungry.